Oh, look. 

johnny-moore:

Unfortunately, I’m not dead.

Well, I’m quite glad you’re not dead, love.

People tend to be very rude 

Oh, right, well, that’s great—I mean—sure, then.

Perfect. See you in a bit, then.

People tend to be very rude 

It’s alright, thanks, love. Wouldn’t want to be a bother.

You wouldn’t be a bother, I mean.. I’d rather not watch it alone.

People tend to be very rude 

Well, then, that’s greattt.

Would you like to come watch it with me?

People tend to be very rude 

Thank you, miss. Hmm, I see. Movies are nice. You have anything in mind?

Maybe American Psycho, I love that movie..

People tend to be very rude 

Nothing in particular, actually—though, I never am; it’s quite boring, not to mention pathetic. I don’t really see what there is to do, so I suppose that’s why. And for yourself?

It’s not pathetic, and neither are you. Oh, me? I just got home from shopping. I might watch a movie, nothing extremely fun.

People tend to be very rude 

Right. I’m glad there’s someone like you who can do things like that.

Yeah, I can be aggressive when I want to be..

So what are you up to?

People tend to be very rude 

I bet they’re happy to have me to put them in their place.